Funny Jokes: Jokes On Celebrity



Children jokes: Jokes on child Birth

Jub bacha paida hota hai to sare khandaan wale
use dekhne aatay hain.
Bachche ka baap kehta hai:"Mere bete ka chehra to
mere pe gaya hai."...
Chacha kehta hai:"is ke haath paon to bilkul
merepar gaye hain.
"Maa kehti hai:"iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai.
"Mamu kehta hai:"iss k kaan mere par gaye hain.
"Phir jub wohi bacha bada hokar
Ladkion ko Chedta hai to sare khandan wale kehte
hain:"Pata nahi Haramkhor kis pergayahai? ;)


Celebrity jokes: Aishwarya rai jokes


ऐश्वर्या के बेबी ने सूसू कर दिया
अभिषेक डायपर चेन्ज करने लगा

बेबी बोली :-
मुझ पे एक एहसान करना कि मुझ पे कोई एहसान न करना

Jokes in Hindi



Judge and prisoner jokes


Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed....




Begger Jokes :Jokes On Begger


Ek Bikhari ko lottery lagi to usne Mandir banwaya.
.
2nd Bikhari: Tune Mandir kyo
banwaya?
.

Bikhari: Iske samne ab main akele hi bheek mangunga.