Girl and guy funny comedy conversation

Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out.
Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off.

Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?

Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day.

Guy: Are you free tomorrow night?
Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after.

Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.

Guy: Can I spend the evening with you?
Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago.

Guy: Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
Girl: What do you mean? It just has.

Guy: Do you know what would look good on you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Me.

Guy: Going so soon? Stay a little longer and let me get you a drink.
Girl: Just give me the cash, I’ll get one tomorrow.