Husband wife jokes:
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho
jaye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega