Husband wife jokes:

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

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Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega