funny facts to share as facebook status

this post contains five fummy facts that are well to share as facebook facts

If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one."
And that was the origin of "Buy one get one free"!

They said if I don't stop talking about boobs, they'll send me to the mental institute. Lol, ins-TIT-ute.

When Butterflies Fall Inlove...
I Wonder If They Feel Humans In Their Stomachs

people say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better