Joke on fine wine Rule

For Men: "Women are like fine wine. They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating. As
they age they turn full-bodied and often go sour and vinegary, this usually leads to a
very bad headache."
Woman's Wine rule: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them. They are best kept in the dark until they mature into something
with which we'd like to have dinner."