Girl and Boy jokes


Clean Joke when girl and boy falls in love

Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: wat color?
Girl5: how tall is he??
Girl6: wat is he doing?
Girl7: who r his frnds?
Girl8: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bro Party
Boy3: Bro Party
Boy4: Bro Party
Boy5: Bro Party
Boy6: Bro Party
Boy7: Bro Party
Boy8: Bro Party.

Boy Insulting girl funny conversation joke

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)
Funny joke for girlfriend : I am in toilet



Girl and boys behavior joke

Girl to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" :-P
Best girlfriend and boyfriend jokes

Boy Insulting girl dirty joke

boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha.
Read ...Double meanig joke girl say water should not go inside

Girl and boy dirty joke

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

Girl Insulting Boy Clean joke

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
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Funny Girl and Boy Love Joke

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milnge......

Girl- Q?

Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k bache.......

Gf- Q kya hua?

Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehte H.....JAB PYAR KIYA TO DArna kya!
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 Boy Teasing Girl clean joke

Boy teasing a girl:"Ae chalti kya.. ??
..
Girl:"Kaha.. ??
..
Boy:"Wherever u say...
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Girl:"Ok lets go
shopping..
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Boy:"Kasam se didi
aapke sath to na mazak
karna bhi gunah


Girl and Boy Mentality difference joke

2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, Darling

And when they talk on their backs about
them.
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura
yeda lag raha hy
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their backs.
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.1st: mast banda hy yar
.2nd: bhai hai  apna.. Bhai

Difference between Girls and Boys Love

Basic Difference in girls and boys Love is
Girls like to be loved like in yashraj movies
Boys like the Love in IMRAAN HASHMI movies.

Funny storekeeper girl joke


Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai. 

SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?

Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry, 
Store policy hai k zarort 
dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k 

Store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli: 
Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym 
chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy: Ye Meri "TATTi" hai, 
Aur Mujhe Aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai.. :-)
Hahahha