Altaf Bhai :funny joke on rape in hindi

Funny hindi joke on Rape


--> Altaf bhai ke area mein Rape hua.
Jo ladka Rape kiya usko Altaf bhai ke paas laye.

Altaf: apun ka area, yeh jaante hue bhi tune rape kiya
Boy: Sorry galti hui.

Altaf: ye sab kaise hua?
Boy: Usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya. Apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kara.

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Woh boli,Oye chikne meri pyas bujha de

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Apun ne socha ki Altaf bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karna

Altaf: Fir......
Boy: Apun bola 1-2 kiss karega, suck bhi karega, lekin fuck nahi, akhir Altaf bhai ka area hai.

Altaf: Fir
Boy: Usne meri pant utari fir apne kapde utarne lagi.

Altaf: (being excited) Fir
Boy: Usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty bhi,apun to mast ho gaya, lekin socha ki altaf bhai ka area hai.

Altaf: fully excitd) arrey Fir
Boy: Apun uske lips kiss kiya & boob suck karne laga but dimag mein tha ki altaf bhai ka area hai..

Altaf out of control: bhossdike Fir
Boy: Apun aage badhne wala tha lekin socha ki Altaf bhai ka area.

Altaf: Abe Altaf gaya ma chudane aage bol .
Boy:Apun bhi ye socha, or bajaa diya..
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