funny father and son joke
Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai.
Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai !
Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai...
DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?
BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath
he Rehti hai.
Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But
Hum Dono ke Beech koi Sexual Relationship
Nahi hai...
Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai,
Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good
Friends !
DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud
( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu... Mujhe Pagal mat bana
)
Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai..
AFTER A WEEK.....
LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis
Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai ,
Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !
LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !
LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai !
LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says...
"Dear Dad,
Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori
ki...
Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki Aapne Plate
Chori Nahi Ki...
Agar Galti se plate le Gaye tho please wapis
kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky plate hai !
- Your Son !
After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad !
"Dear Son,
Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Room mate
Tere Sath Soti hai...
Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo Tere Sath
Nahi Soti hai...
Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar wo Apne
Room me, Apni Bed pe Sojati tho uske Takiye ke
Neeche he plate Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha
-Tera Baap
Baap Baap Hota Hai??
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