funny hindi jokes collection

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe
SUSU kar Diya..!!!
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Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
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Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki
Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!!

married man and poison shop funny hindi joke

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene
gya...
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aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
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Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil
skta.
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Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
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Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti

funny joke of four friends of starting a business

4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump
khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya. Kyun.. ??
Because...
Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
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Chal ek aur, Fir charo ne usi floor pe
restuarent khola..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya Kyu.. ??
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Kyuki...
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
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Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li..
1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu.. ??
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke
sawari dhund rahe the..
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Chal ek aur..ye last hai
Taxi kharab ho gayi..
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya..
but taxi wahi ki wahi..Kyu.. ??
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka
de rahe the...
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Chal ek aur..
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya..
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs
le kar aa..
warna tujhe maar denge..
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Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa
ne paise de bhi diye..
Kyu.. ??
bachhe ka baap bhi un bewakoofon mein se aik tha..