funny hindi jokes
Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
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Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ??
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Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
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Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D
Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko.
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi
Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
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Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ??
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Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
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Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D
Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko.
Santa And his wife funny hindi joke
Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke
What is tension ?.............
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift
mangi...
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Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho
gayi...
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aap use hospital le gaye....
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Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap
baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension............
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Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
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Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
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Aur tension!........
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Police aayi aur apka medical check
up hua.......
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap
ban hi nahi sakte....
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Saala aurr tension!...
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar
aa gaye....
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche
he wo kiske he ?
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REAL TENSION..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift
mangi...
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Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho
gayi...
.
aap use hospital le gaye....
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Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap
baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension............
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Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
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Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
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Aur tension!........
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Police aayi aur apka medical check
up hua.......
.
Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap
ban hi nahi sakte....
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Saala aurr tension!...
.
Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar
aa gaye....
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche
he wo kiske he ?
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REAL TENSION..
Funniest hindi joke on innocent santa
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya
aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar
ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya
aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar
ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...
Funny husband and wife joke on remarrige
Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ?
Would you get married again ?
Husband : No...
Wife : Why not ?
Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife : Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '5'
Wife : silence.
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!! :c
WIFE : What would you do if i died ?
Would you get married again ?
Husband : No...
Wife : Why not ?
Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife : Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '5'
Wife : silence.
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!! :c
Funny teacher and punjabi student joke in hindi
Teacher
Panjabi Student Se:
Beta Aap ki Complain ai hai k ap Galiyan Bohat Detey ho.?
Student:
Lora Mera,
Sir kisi Randi k Bachy ne Jhoot Bol kr apni Maa Chudwai hai,
Sir Ap Bhi Lun ho,
Logon ki Batoon Mai Aa kr Chootiya Ban Jatey ho. .
Teacher:
Uth Teri Pain Nu Lun
Phuddi deya.
Panjabi Student Se:
Beta Aap ki Complain ai hai k ap Galiyan Bohat Detey ho.?
Student:
Lora Mera,
Sir kisi Randi k Bachy ne Jhoot Bol kr apni Maa Chudwai hai,
Sir Ap Bhi Lun ho,
Logon ki Batoon Mai Aa kr Chootiya Ban Jatey ho. .
Teacher:
Uth Teri Pain Nu Lun
Phuddi deya.
Father mother and son funny conversation hindi sms joke
Papa: "Whom you like more Mamma or Papa? "
Kid: "Both "
Papa: "No, tell me one?"
Kid: "Both "
Papa: "If I go to America and your Mother go to Paris, where will you go? " Kid: "Paris "
Papa: "It means you like your Mother. "
Kid: "No, cuz Paris is beautiful than America. "
Papa: "If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America, so where will you go ?"
Kid: "America "
Papa: "Why ?"
Kid: "Paris to ghum aaye na papa! "
Papa: "Bada kamina ha tu sale.
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