Funny hindi sms jokes

Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaaze ko
ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai
aage se thoda right le lo ,
daru ki dukaan aa rahi ha

This is funny hindi poem for drinking wine

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Santa And his Wife Funny Hindi Sms Joke

Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: "Did you find the shampoo?"
he answered, "Yes,i but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!"..Bolo Ta ra ra ra GM
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King And Dancer Funny hindi jokes Sms

Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar rahi thi..
.
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
.
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
.
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
.
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
.
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,'Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
.
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
.
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
.
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.

Husband wife joke on Drunker

Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
.
.
Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..

Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

Pappu And Teacher joke

Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai?
Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi....
Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.

Amir khan ghajni movie jokes

ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...!
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What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I'm your friend naa..

Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!!

Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?I
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!😀😀😀lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app