Funny Rajnikanth Liner Quotes

Rajni is back with new hits:

When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well......

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..

Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place..

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..

Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..

If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....

Bestum Best.....

Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..