Short sms jokes in hindi

Husband wife talk short sms

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 lolz😇

Law of equality:short sms joke on husband wife 💠

    The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
    lolz

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    Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
    You understand Nothing, still you click
    "I Agree"...... hahaha
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B'day gift husband Wife short sms joke

    Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
    Kya Gift Dun??

    Hubby:-
    Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

    Wife:-
    (Kuch Der Soch Ke)
    Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.
    Hehehe

short jokes on chess

    Chess is the only game in the world,
    which reflects the status of the husband.
    the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
    While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

The Afghan replied: "Oye Khafees ! Don't you have a Minister for Law & Order in Pakistan?!
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