20 all time best sardar ji jokes to share on facebook and whatsapp
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1.Sardar Ji and his boss funny question answer joke
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar ji : India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar ji : What 'which part'?
Whole body was born in India .
2.Sardar , A man and his wife funny joke in hindi
A man to sardar ji -- A man was kissing your wife in your Home.
Sardar ji rushes to his home.
AND came with half an hour.
and slapped That man
AND came with half an hour.
and slapped That man
and SAID--
He was not my friend.
He was not my friend.
Sardar ji joke on palne landing
Sardar ji plane land hote hi chillane lage.
Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
sardar ji ka interview funny hindi sardar joke
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate
Saradar ji and his teacher funny joke in english
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
sardar ji: Amritsar.
Teacher: sardar ji, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
sardar ji: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
sardar ji: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
sardar ji: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
sardar ji: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
sardar ji: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
sardar ji and his firend funny joke in hindi
Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
sardar ji on piizza hut saradar ji joke in hindi
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Sardar writting letter to his son funny sardar joke in hindi
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
sardar ji ki hair cutting funny hindi joke
man to saradar ji-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
sardar ji-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
sardar ji-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
fuuny hindi joke monkey and sardar ji
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
sardar ji at visit to ezypt pyramid
Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!