top 10 adult sms jokes of 2016 to share on whatsapp
Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar
chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty
ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo
kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty
he.”Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :
“Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha
tha?”Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke
nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera
penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
khada na ho, yeh to Aunty
hai.”Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
andar”
What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass!
Adult sms joke : man and his wife
Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman
Double meaning jokes : let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
Adult sms joke :man and maid making love
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Adult sms joke :quote on girls T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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