21 best of girlfriend and boyfriend jokes
1.Selfie**ki hadd to dekho - funny girlfriend boyfriend joke*
Ek ladke ki girlfriend mar gayi!
Ladke ne ladki ke sathchita par let kar selfie lee
aur likhaa
" Me with my Ex girlfriend @ शमशान घाट feeling sad with पंडित जी and 12
others.... latest girlfriend jokes
2. Girlfriend ki mummy- **girlfriend boyfriend chatting jokes
Ankho me nami thi
wah wah
ankho me nami thi , aur vitamin ki kami thi
wah wah wah wah
jisase rat bhar chatting ki
wo to girlfriend ki mummy thi
classmate friends joke
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**3.I'm pregnant -best of boyfriend girlfriend jokes*
Girlfriend- I am pregnant
Boyfriend -Are you sure its mine?
girfriend starts crying and say
"Sab aisa kahenge to kaise chalega.
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making girlfriends fun joke
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4.Pushing pushing but not gusing-funny girlfriend boyfriend joke
Boyfriend girlfriend se paheli puchta hai-
"Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.
Guess What?
Girlfriend says-you idiot!
Boy friend - answer is sui me dhaga
girlfriend -You Naughty whatsapp jokes
*5.ladki dudh leney gayi**- googly jokes*
1 Ladki ko Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene market chali gyi..
Irrtating your friends joke
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**6.koi dekh na le- exam time girlfriend boyfriend joke
*Girl -Bas bhi karo ab
Boy -Kuch nahi hota
Girl -Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy -Kuch nahi hoga,tum sidhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar nahi dikhaya
to mai Fail ho jaunga yaar,
try to understand my dear classmate.....
Nonveg jokes
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**7.pahan k batau ya bol bol ke - girl and boy teasing joke
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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad
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**9.funny **poetry taesing girlfriend*
Aapka husn dekh kar bolta hai aaina
Aapka husn dekh kar bolta hai aaina
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This fairness cream is made in China
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**10.Mujhe iphone lena hai**! -**foolish girlfriend joke*
Girl: Mujhe iPhone 6 Lena Hai.
Boy: To Le Lo.
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le… Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
*11.tum bahut sundar ho- irritating boyfriend joke*
ladka bahud der se bas me baithi ladki ko line mar raha tha.
girl-tum mujhe ghur kyo rahe ho?
Boy-tum bahut sundar ho ham kuch bat shuru kare.
girl-pucho?
boy - tumhare kitne bhai bahan hai?
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tumhe milar 3 bhai bahan hai mere
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**12.meri dhadkan tej kar do- funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes*
Boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me bethe the.Girfnd-jaanu kuch esa kaho ki dhadkan tez ho jaye.
Boyfnd-bhag tera BAAP aaya.
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**14.National permit for friendship-girlfriend b**oyfriend joke*
Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte.
Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit
Diya Hua Hai.
*15.ek bar shuru ho jati to apni bhi nhi sunti- girlfriend jokes*
Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati
hu toh mei apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...
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Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de
*16.girls attitude change from 1980 to 2016**
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1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2016..-sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P
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**17. i'm in toilet**-girlfriend jokes*
Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?
*18.G**irl and boy whatsapp chat*
WHATS APP CHAT
Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that 2dy I have received my salary
worth Rs.50,000 and i
have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping....but l thin
Girl: ohh hi dea...😘
Actly mum was der dts y I cudn reply...
N wow darling dts a gr8 nwz....
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na...
dear i was off last time, lmme knw na wen shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think ur lukin vry tired cz off wrkn load..
So nw u go to bad n slp well hooney,tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sry to disturb u but 1n think I frgot dat
tomorrow we will go for shopping okay love yu baby.......😘😘😘 (12:20am)
Boy: (last seen 12:25am)
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**19balance check karne me madad kar do -girl and boy conversation*
Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai,
Aap meri Help karo… plz…
Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,
Wo muh ke bal giri…
Ladki aage ke 2 tute danto ke sath khadi hoti hai…
Ladka : Balance to bahot kharab hai tumhara…
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Baad mein ladki ne aage laat maari,
Wo naagin ki tarah Rengtey Rengtey gaya…
Ladka abhi tak ghar nahi pahuncha…
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**20.boy and his friends when girlfriend died*
ek ladki ki girlfriend mar gayi.Boyfriend rote hue akeli chali gayi pagali mujhe bhi le jati
other friends of boy-hmm acchi ladki thi yar hame chhod k challi gayi
boy friend - chup ho jao kutto kya wo tata sumo kar k gayi hai
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